Less than 20 grams of carbs daily, get 60% of your calories from fat, and NO carby foods (pasta, tortilla, bread, etc.)

I'm an IT guy - used to do out-sourced for ~ 12 companies, maybe 80 hours a week. My diet was terrible (always drive-thru on the way from one site to the next). Did this for about 5 years. I can honestly say I'd have gained a lot more weight if I hadn't been running around all the time - that's beside the point though…

no no you got it all wrong.

DO A BARREL ROLL

Oh ok, I was just wondering :) good luck!

Bollywood flicks! The car chases! The fighting! The MOUSTACHES! That's some heroic facial hair right there.

Serious question - you don't own a car, but hang at Jalopnik?

My theater doesn't sell food that meets my dietary requirements, so I don't even bother to sneak. Since I walk in straight up carrying what I'm going to eat, with confidence, I see them look but have yet to be questioned. If questioned, I'll simply state that they don't server a single food item that meets my dietary…

Are termites eating wooden spokes a "thing"? I mean, I suppose it could happen... I can't find much while googling... Might be like guitars, where they're hardwoods and less likely to be eaten? Thoughts?

A family member with an old beetle did something similar, but destructive in a way I don't totally agree with.

If they released a 75% scale version I'd buy it. it's just too... chunky

I'm surprised any of the Prius owners were aware enough to notice that their tires were flat.

I'm not against the "greenies", but they need to leave me alone, and they need to just manage their own crap - they're not helping their cause by being nature crusaders.

This is brilliant, if you've got a few moments. Post your thoughts back here

I was actually told by one (a friend of a friend) that he stays in the passing lane to prevent people from speeding. Seriously. It took everything I had to avoid punching his hipster douche face so hard his ironic moustache migrates to the back of his head.

I dont know if there's anything like it around you, but to curb street racing in san diego county, the police (used to? still do?) set up a legal 1/8 mile drags in the Qualcomm stadium parking lot, with dividers, lights, everything. I went a few times in my SRT4, it was pretty fun.

: insert xzibit yo dawg yo I heard you like lights... :

Haha we used to slide/drift them on wet polished concrete :D

Right after high school I worked as a tech at CompUSA.

Are you in Orange County, too? I've encountered blobs of prii around here, running 3 wide on the freeway, not exactly abreast, but keeping pace with one another. My favorite (not really) is when you're pulling up to a light, there's a prius stopped in the other lane, a prius pulling up behind them... and the prius…