I sneeze farted.

Not a problem! I'm there to buy a product - if I know exactly what I want don't try to sway me. However, be ready to answer questions. "I don't know, but let me find out!" is a much better response than making something up. I've worked in retail back in the day, I know what it's like - you can get burned out on the…

we have Lobsta Truck here. LOBSTER BURGERS!

lol - i try to be low key - its a few blocks from my house that it happens and I really dont want my car vandalized again

hah

lol nope - if my wife (hispanic) is driving, it doesn't happen. If I am, it doesn't. If I'm on my motorcycle (no skin visible) it doesn't happen. This is real.

This - if I get good customer service, then I'll be a good customer. The covert installation of a sticker is BS - I've had a *great* salesperson get bummed that I wasn't buying *that day*, but I asked for a couple of his stickers regardless because I'd be coming back some time soon. He took the time to try to tell me…

AH so that's what a hood rat is! A 40 year old virgin apparently has to knock out a few of those.

lol nice

The color on the R8 is not what I'd consider beautiful. I know, tastes vary, but this one really hurts my eyes. And my soul.

ha ding ding ding - you called it.

I know what you mean. I voluntarily took a 10k pay cut to drop my work week from 70 hours to 40 hours. Much happier. Getting married made me miss that 10k though ;)

lol I was just thinking this! Done it bunches of times!

You're welcome to it!

yeah thats definitely the run of someone with a round in the chamber.

Farting is as much a part of chili as the spices are. Take away beans and what do you have?

Your friends could try this thing

i did a layer of almost-clear window tint as an experiment once; the square of tint didn't fog when the rest of the mirror did.

this is probably the only show where i hit the last episode, finish it, then go back to s1e1 and start all over again. so good.

Quarantine