I just eventually refused to keep adding quart after quart of oil, so wound up with bad rod bearings after about 2500-4000 miles each time (low oil) until they finally fixed it, effing up OTHER things while they were at it. I also head that they were joyriding the car while it was in, though I was unable to get proof.

After my third SRT-4 engine replacement. Car was bone stock (except a bend of a few degrees in the WGA arm to hold better to redline) and the impeller was super wobbly inside the turbo. I was clearly leaking oil into the intake tract (as evidenced by oil consumption, presence of TONS of oil in the intercooler, and…

I stood up once and announced that our server was an asshole (after our meal, of course). He kept checking his phone while we were ordering, screwed up all the orders anyways, then called me difficult when I asked them to correct the order. A zero dollar tip and making the entire restaurant aware that the server was…

just went and applied.

I admit it - I laughed so hard I farted. Thunderously.

call it "The JC Whitney"

I've played with both - the replay XD video just wasn't that good, more reminiscent of an older contour hd than something on-par with the newer gopros. kinda muddy like.

I was thinking of a few old is250's with supra guts, not the sc400. not a terrible car.. but racecar?

didn't some people turn those sc's into TT supra powered luxo rockets?

total youtube blue balls

I gotta say though - it's going to take me *years* to stop diagnosing cvt's as a slipping auto :P

To deal with the low revs :P seems like more, shorter gears would do wonders for the diesel powerband. 28 was just a random number :)

NEW MAZDA 6 WITH 28 SPEED DSG

no way, nifty fifty all the way :P

OMG DUDE GOO

For some reason, after I typed that I recalled the scene from Anchorman where he blew into the conch shell and yelled "news team... assemble!!!!!!!"

:blowing horn: allllll haillll filler article!

that in the dark? facehugger bong becomes an eyeball grappling hook in the dark - look at it! Perfect eyeball extractor!

Anyone in Maui absolutely must have a Lava Flow, and a Kaanapali Cooler (the cooler was invented by the awesome DALE at kaanapali beach hotel). It was neat being served drinks by two guys that invented them (the kaanapali cooler and lava flow both came from the kaanapali beach hotel. Dale = kaanapali cooler and Tom =…

Sheesh, if anything I spent a while looking for a way to lower my tolerance - I found it! Cut the excessive carbs and lost 77 lbs... no drinking for 11 months (prepping for my wedding). Drinks during the honeymoon were VERY effective!