I want to believe he’s not just a fame adjacent whore. But...history

Joseph Smith used this exact same strategy to start the entire Mormon religion.

I kind of want Roseanne to butt into this conversation and tell Tom to shit or get off the pot. She keeps it pretty real and I’d enjoying hearing her take on all of this.

This is why I avoid Twitter mostly. It hurts my brain trying to piece it together Tweet after Tweet.

Someone give Tom a Kinja account.

Where have you gone Janeane Garofalo?

Who?

He’s not. He’s a political hack with the most punchable face in Washington.

“Teen Vogue” doing what mainstream media critics aren’t willing to, Especially by name, and to the perpetrator’s face.

And then, of course, there’s the MASSIVE irony that “couture” literally means the clothes are made on a case-by-case basis in order to conform to your individual measurements and other requirements. That’s right: she’s complaining that they don’t have the “right” proportions for the category of custom-made clothes.

This. Everyone needs a hobby. If I had her money and her body, that would probably be mine. Alas, I have neither, so my hobbies are currently wearing a lot of glittery eyeshadow and trying to figure out highlighter.

“Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less attractive women according to the theme...”

That man’s supporters are really chafing me today- every other comment about this stupidity reminds “you whining libtard crybabies” about things such as 1. being on our knees to praise our new “persident” (The guy continually spelled the word this way. It kind of got amusing) 2. We are all about to be so rich that we…

And this whole never seeing each other is not exclusive to the rich and famous. When Mr.Needlessly-Defiant works nights the kids and I only see him on weekends. Stars, they’re just like us!

Don’t rest yet. I bet Trump likes this kid’s moxie and gives him a Presidential Pardon. I won’t be satisfied until I hear he is dead, personally.

all that he will take from this is that he’s making history.

I’ll admit I got one for my sister. But she’s 8, and more concerned with acting out her mermaid transformation fantasy than actually staying warm.

I have to do something amazing in the next four years so that I can loudly and publicly refuse to meet Trump.

JEZEBEL.

No there is far more insidious stuff going on. For example, I occasionally scroll through 9gag. It’s got some sketchy, gross, MRA shit, but a fair amount of funny memes. So last night, I noticed three things pretty much in a row that really felt off, especially in combination.

I don’t know. That’s gonna need a huge amount of shiplap.