God, I feel so sorry for that grocery store’s employees. You know the last week (at least) of cleaning and making everything perfect for her visit has been fucking miserable.

I would too if my picture was on it.

Of course, the eternal questio especially applies her: “What’s she got in that purse?”

I hate shopping when I don’t properly plan for it. Sometimes I just go on a whim with an idea of what I want to make for food that week and I always leave feeling completely deflated and unsatisfied. I have to spend a good hour or so scouring my fridge and coming up with a detailed an organized list for grocery…

Part of me assumes that this is the first time she’s seen milk outside of a polished silver serving pitcher, but the other part of me enjoys picturing her wandering down to a palace kitchen at 3am and eating Coco Puffs out of a punch bowl.

I should wear hats to the grocery more often.

I don’t like Southern Charm if I wanted to watch rich entitled southern white people I would go to the main street of my city and people watch. Or go visit my family in Charleston and go to some fancy restaurants I have no need of this

Kinda think it’s shitty how people are so negative about the KUWTK resuming filming after ~only 3 weeks.~ Because of course there is never a good way to be a victim and if she doesn’t hole up and hide away forever, fuck her that attention-seeking whore. And whatever you may think about the Kardashians, these kinds of…

“...why can’t we just all get along peacefully...”

I don’t think most folks care wether or not a celeb is LGBTQ(at least in within the past couple decades anyhow). For the most part IMO, when a celeb’s orientation finally becomes public knowledge, the public does a collective “oh, I kinda thought so” and just moves on. It still doesn’t make it any easier for the…

Your sexuality, and how you manage it, is nobody’s business but your own. Nobody gets to tell you when the “right time” to come out is, and anyone who judges you is forgetting that in the not-so-distant past, being open about your lifestyle had very real, hurtful and sometimes violent consequences.

I have only second-hand info, but my brother-in-law is from Mobile. He’s a liberal commie pinko feminist tree-hugger. You CAN find good people there!

And, I know. I should just move, but someone has to stay and help fight the ignorance. You don’t really know it is still there, until something brings it to the surface.

Please take me! I’m stuck here in Mississippi and I CANNOT DEAL

I’m from Mississippi. I assumed this in general misery was normal. I just moved to Washington and cried when I found out I could vote by mail. I’m never going back and fuck that state and fuck Phil Bryant (which is what I should have said to his dirty little rat face in that airport three years ago).

Mississippi has ONE abortion clinic. It’s not planned parenthood. The website of ‘The Pink House’ in case you want to donate:

i’ts like they do’nt know what a contraction is.

Lord have mercy, they misspelled Y’all. Clearly, someone on the publishing team is trying real hard.

Sir Paul Story! Saw him from front row center in the early ‘90's. I was happily singing along when I messed up the words. He happened to be looking at me at the time and he laughed!

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