My boyfriend and I got the house rental we were hoping for! 4 bedroom house for 1800 in an area where a decent one bedroom is 1500...Moving in on the 15th! Excited but it’s going to be a change living with someone after over two years on my own...

I hope the cartel doesn't find out that you lost that kilo.

My 2-month old baby slept in his crib for a 37 minute nap today!! This is the first time I have been able to get him to actually sleep in his crib. WIN! My husband called me a wizard. Accurate.

Not so much of a brag as an “I screwed up and it worked out”: After years of trying to be kind and understanding with my man’s moodiness and unwillingness to solve his own problems, I lost it and just called him an asshole like 6 or 8 times in the space of a 5-minute conversation. It was very movie-scripty and not my…

I went to Yoga in the park yesterday, and realised due to me throwing my back out .... my flexibility has gone for shit, but still, I touched nose to knee!

Congrats on the weight loss! Reconnecting with old friends is wonderful!

I lost nearly a full kilo this week. I also reconnected, sort of, with an old friend and might try to reconnect with another before too long.

Yay I’m so glad Sunday Night Social is happening, thank you JE!

OMG, can you imagine the shit storm that would spew from the right if Hillary nominated Michelle as a Supreme Court Justice? There wouldn’t be enough popcorn in the galaxy for that shit show.

That wasn’t even in the original constitution. It was because FDR did more than two terms and so they added the 22nd Amendment. If not for that then we could have had Obama Forever and Ever

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

so i just watched a video of Adele scolding a woman for taking video at her show...

“Because drinking the whole bottle isn’t always an option”

“Because drinking the whole bottle isn’t always an option”

It seems perfect to me. Large, beautiful, secure. Two term president, a very good one, deserves a nice house.

I was knocked-up, married, divorced, and shacked-up (in that order!) by 28.

Lord knows I loved making people uncomfortable in depositions, when appropriate, but this is kind of over the top. Whether or not she thinks her husband “acted with a lack of integrity” during their marriage isn’t relevant or likely to lead to any admissible evidence. If you’re gonna harass a witness, at least have…

I suspect we’re going to be seeing a lot more of that gif. It’s just tailor-made for posting in future comments.

I work as a social media manager and just spent 2 hours of my life talking to the manager of an Instagram influencer about a post. The issue was that the guy wanted 5k more to have the product (a chocolate bar) in his mouth instead of his hands. This is what my life is.

That’s a bit of an overreaction. I don’t think the comment was condescending.

And I have starred it both times. Karen Walker is who I want to be when I grow up.