Is it common to not know when that’s about to happen? Like, it’s very clear to me. Everything feels different in the seconds before the splooge.

I tried to star this but couldn’t fucking find it gosdddamnit

So like, just That So-So Raven? Is that what you’re saying?

I have NEVER liked to be leaned on. People used to tell me I was too high strung. Those people are no longer my boyfriend.

I thought Rita Ora there was Kylie. Spooky (didn’t Rita date Rob?)

Yes? No? For my first?

I want to place a bet that Barack “No Fucks” Obama smokes a cigarette during his next State of the Union.

Candy corn is amazing.

Dont feel bad. My kid can read and write, but cant tie his shoes and still shits his pants at least once a day.

I’m definitely not afraid of looking my age - but I am afraid of looking afraid to look my age.

these passwords are so fucking insecure I can’t stand it

So are parts of my Facebook feed. I should just hide these family members, but I don’t because they remind me that civil rights have a long way to go (kind of like reading yahoo comments).

Okay, maybe it’s the wine, but fuck everything about this. The time has come, and it has passed. A long time ago. They are inviting women to join only because women across the US are creating their own non-exclusive societies and are kicking their asses at life. Carry on, strong women.

First stop during orientation: “And here’s the stuff to make sandwiches...”

“There is a strong sense that it’s an idea whose time has come, given the role of women in the classroom and the world of work after Harvard,” John Hanson, vice president of the Spee’s graduate board, told the NYT.

“There is a strong sense that it’s an idea whose time has come,”

Hooray now every hyper-priveledged white person can beome a ruling class Brahmin! Progress! Success! This is definitely feminism! Forging feminism through hypercapitalism one step at a time! Everyone who makes more than 700 thousand dollar a year high five me!

You know what happens after the “but”: contradiction.

Well done you!