I love this so much.

At first I thought this was a pic of you and your partner. The fact that it's your MOH is AWESOME!

Husband and I secretly eloped in Key West, came back with fancy new rings and coordinates of the beach we got hitched on.

Thank you! Fiance and I both love old-timey things, I was SO excited to find it. Plus it's literally a two-minute tipsy stagger home from our wedding venue. Drunken midnight newlywed walk along the river yaaaay!

I got engaged last January and am getting married this August. I thought a year to year and a half was a pretty standard amount of planning time. I could not have done it in, like, six months. That's just me though, I get anxious and have to have things organized as soon as I possibly can. Also we're getting married…

We're getting married at an old hotel on the waterfront in my hometown but while researching venues I discovered this amazing Victorian home I have been obsessed with my entire life is now a B&B. I rented out all the rooms for us and the wedding party, for the night before and night of the wedding. I am SO excited for…

I call sitting in the GT section! 162 Uber, suck it!

Netflix runs a show featuring not one heterosexual cis white male lead? Pick it apart, it had a few uncomfortable moments!

I would agree with him. I was a little taken aback by some of the jokes in the beginning but I completely disagreed with that Buzzfeed article. I thought it became quite obvious it was satirical and meant to point out the issues within the different racial stereotypes, not racist. For instance, how the Native American…

I tried to play a game: do a shot every time a commenter on this post accused me of being from New York.

fun games in STL:
1) Drive down I-70 and count the abandoned industrial buildings where one could film scenes for a Dark Knight-inspired porno.
2) Count 'holdout' rowhouses, or rowhouses that are the only remaining structure within a given block after every single other rowhouse on -either- side of the block has either…

Dear God that looks awful. I'd almost rather have Skyline Chili. Almost.

As a newborn my son would only be soothed by a rousing rendition of "16 Going on 17" from The Sound of Music. Why I decided to sing him a song performed by a misogynistic Nazi I'll never know. I blame hormones and sleep deprivation.

HOW DERE YOOO C.A. PINKHEM!!! I DID NOT SLEFE EVEY FOR YEERS UNDOOR DE DOOTIFOOL IYES OOF THE BEST CHEFS IN STOCKHOOLM FOR SOME TOMETO-HETING GOOBER TO INSOOLT MY CREFT!!! IV I SEE YOO OON DE STREET I VILL DOOMP A POT OOF MEETBELLS END LIGONBERRY OON YOOOR POONTY HEED!!!

OOND DE NATS SOOK!!!

I wouldn't bet on it.

you know, I think you'd be an amazing judge on Chopped. It would make the show suuuuuper entertaining (and I already love the shit out of Chopped)!

Happy anniversary!

Brace yourselves, everyone.