This is the correct take. If I want to keep something private... I don’t tell it to anybody. I definitely don’t tell it to lots of people. And I absolutely don’t tell it to lots of people online.

Wouldn’t it have been shorter to just write “Applebees”?

Power rankings, which remain analytics for people who can’t count and don’t intend to start learning now,

Put any other team in place of one of those and watch the Patriots do exactly the same thing as they’ve done for the last 18 years.

that basically gifts them a guaranteed six victories annually.

You may express your hatred in the comments section, as is traditional.

If the NBA fandom suddenly switched from left-leaning millennials to right-leaning boomers, LeBron, Pop and Kerr would all be told to shut up immediately. The market drives what personality they let their actors take. Anybody who thinks the NBA is “better” than any other league morally is either being intentionally…

Early 2000's Hollywood agent who didn’t appreciate the brilliance of Walking Tall or Major League 2: [fires Rock, Epps]

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

It is so sad that Miami is basically destroying itself to tank and yet it still manages to be a competition with the Jets and Skins who are actually trying.

How does China feel about the NBA’s tanking problem?

It appears the blackout may be underway

that nose ring is...difficult. 

“And if you call now we’ll include this little hop to the right, handcrafted by James Harden just for you!”

Jesus, that was an incredible play and Joe Buck made it sound as exciting as eating corn flakes in a bowl of lukewarm milk.

I believe the game following the interception  would properly be classified as denouement. You get taken over by ONE shitty VC form and suddenly your sports blog full of dick jokes is too good for classical story elements and their proper naming conventions. 

I want to see his fucking tip.

I’m a Lions fan who tried talking himself out of it today. But how could be swing the ball across his body without it so much as wobbling if he didn’t have control?

I think that's one we'll never really know because if he dropped there at the end it's not really a catch because he lost the ball but if he was just letting it go because he thought he had already scored then he definitely had control so its impossible to review or really look at you'd just have to go with what you…

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?