Yeah, at worst they could get a narrator. Like the old timer from Big Lebowski. And they could prime audiences to look at things in funny ways. Using visual gags early on coupled with an explainer character—someone that looks at things differently—could prime the viewers’ imaginations to look at things a bit askew, ost…

Sure it can. You’d just need one hell of a DP/editor/director team. Okay, the Coen Brothers could easily pull it off, come to think of it.

Oh come on of course he's going to play. He just won't get big dollars and will be at like 80% of his best. He'll need to change his game, maybe play more like a traditional center or hang more at the perimeter, no drives, no excessive banging. As far as his awful manners on court, he's been doing that forever and…

Because it's fucking hard, and they do the best they can. 

Great, now I need some Palestinian chicken

The best thing about this is it sets up a season's worth of jokes for whenever a Raiders' drive peters out at their opponent's 20 yard line

Plaschke is probably the worst sports writer EVER. 

Vaping means a lot of bad stuff isn’t getting to your lungs. On the other hand there may be unforseen consequences chemically from the method of vaporization or even from the way the juice is manufactured (similar to how certain foods like Hot Cheetos have deleterious flavor and texture additives).

Just because Chick-fil-A is donating money doesn’t mean that it’s having the effect they want it to have. I am not religious or anti LGTBQ but I eat there just because they have a good product.

He provided way too much context

The smashing pumpkins: where complete artistic control goes wrong.

I’d love to get excited. But it’s the Marlins! If he does this against the Braves, Cubs, Cardinals, Brewers, or the Astros in the WS then okay.

Nah let it be your team

No Code, Yield, and Vitalogy are some of my favs. But they are all 75% great, with the other quarter being inspired efforts that don’t quite work. They were already quite full as a band, but that’s where another songwriter would’ve helped them. A band like R.E.M. had four guys that could write their parts at a high…

Well they didn’t tour like halfway through. Also they only had like 8 tracks to work with so, even though they experimented a lot they still had limited options. To top it off their producer was a consummate professional and they were, as well, with songwriting. When it came to how their songs moved from inspiration…

Hyundais are really good deals

This is like in sports whenever the Yankees, Lakers, or Cowboys are good. They call us haters but really we just want to go a few weeks without hearing about those goddamm teams. It’s enough that I actively root for the Yankees and Cowboys to fail. As I'm sure you, at this point, want to hear about a manufacturing…

As an avid coffee drinker I actually pondered the effects on professional athletes and I enjoy any piece I come across that engages with the idea. I'm also guy capable of sussing out the bullshit, it's actually kind of fun to read. 

I read a breakdown somewhere like the Athletic and he was starting to hit double A pitching pretty well. I think a injury set him back but teammates and coaches agreed that in a year or two he’d be a major leaguer. But after playing a few pick up games with former teammates he felt the itch.

I didn’t understand why a guy tweeting out endorsements was being (in his mind) catty to the endorsee. But after too much investigation I realized he tweets this shit to imply ‘something is going on.’ People like him make me believe in Plants because how the hell do professionals act this stupid? No, how about I go…