My friend's uncle saw him throw it over the mountains, just missing the moon, but he dropped his phone in the outhouse toilet JUST before it happened. 

The baseball stuff just means he has more developed fine motor skills and stronger shoulder blade/shoulder muscles. Jared Goff is another baseball player/quarterback. John Elway was another one. HS football coaches could help their QBs out but having them play baseball. But, then again my team's starting qb came back…

I just watch sports with the sound low/off. Of course, I was spoiled by Chick Hearn and Vin Scully. Everything else is straight up homer garbage. 

It’s actually a very human act to rob someone. That's why there is police in the first place. 

My 2016 GTI's 5th gear has SOME oomph but is close enough to 6th that I'm bummed 6th isn't a little deeper. I could be getting much better mileage when I'm going 80+

Diana, I just want to make clear something that too often goes unsaid: sportswriters don't know Jack shit about anything, including sports. 

This will be the first time I used this but its worth it:

UUh from what I’ve heard about foreskins you wouldnt be saying that if you had one.

+1 I wish I could give this 50 stars. After I saw a video of Sebastian Vettel tearing around a track in a special Infinity SUV all I want for a second vehicle is a performance SUV. But the one you have looks peaches on the inside! 

Get into some Oolongs. They remind me of coffee in that how they are prepared (on a spectrum to be more like green tea or more like black tea) results in astonishingly diverse flavors and aromas. However if you’re just into herbals and flavored mass-market teas, don’t bother. Not that you’re less of a person, just…

The Mazda Mazda3 seems like it was designed with a handicap: that only 270 out of the entire 360 view of the car can look good and the rest MUST be fugly or the lead designer has to eat American-style sushi.

How the hell has McCarthy lasted this long? They could've replaced him with McVay two years ago and be competing for a championship. Not just the play calling and coaching but the scouting, drafting, and development. And he builds great relationships with coaches. To truly explain how bad McCarthy and the Packers are:…

Dude I'd take orange on my GTI

Honestly I'm much too poor to really worry about things like grilles. But if I did, I'd point out that car design is like a map of the world; car companies stake out their areas but, collectively, they try to make sure there are no undiscovered countries. If Audi is putting the grill on the windshield, there will be a…

Some athlete's name is Ha Ha. 

Yeah but the gist of the debate over improving and adapting it is whether to proceed as if some judges have a psychic connection to the Founding Fathers' spirits, or finding solutions to problems the Founders could never forsee. 

Its because they don’t like rules. It sounds hypocritical, but I’d argue those people only use those books for authoritarian purposes. They don’t actually live by the rules when they don’t have to. It's called being the hammer rather than the nail. 

Bro, people have been doing this for years. There’s a decent amount of stuff in the Bible that wasn’t religious and got twisted. See Songs of Solomon. White Bible folks always be looking to add some diversification to their portfolio. I defy you to name one good religious song that was written by someone devout!…

Something about their sausage makes me gag. But I can shovel egg McMuffin all day, no prob

This is how I think about the current model. The aesthetics are beautiful, but the shape is awkward and misshapen imho.