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Alternate take: the GOAT and only african American to own a basketbal team (as far as i know without getting ephemeral) should keep on doing what he's doing. And imho trump and his supporters feed off of any engagement so MJ did the right thing 

DI$NEY fired him. The Brewers only have so many decent pitchers

They would've fucked it up and signed Bartolo to a 10 year guaranteed deal 

When a writer drops a word like Aphelion, is it too much to ask for a footnote for how they came to know and use this word?

It’s about comedians (you know, funny people?) and they get in awesome cars (that jerry thinks remind him of his guest) and they go get really good coffee. And whoever does their editing and cinematography is really good. Sometimes Ill watch an episode late at night and have to fight urge to make coffee or drive down

As a Clippers fan and LeBron doubter I hope he chooses Doc Rivers

You didn’t name Columbia on either list I read. No one is talking about them. But they are a pretty exciting team. Might wanna check em out

Rivalries are stupid. They only make sense when there’s something to fight over. But US team sucks so what’s wrong with rooting for someone close by that’s likeable enough? I guess I’m the wrong person though, because I can root for the Clippers AND the Lakers. When they play each other I base it off of who I see

WHen they beat Germany people were driving thru Santa Ana waving huge Mexican flags out their windows and sun roofs all day. It was pretty sweet

At first I thought this was some Allies vs. Axis shit between you guys and barstool. But, if this is the level they’re at, I can’t believe it ever got so far. Just fucking ghost their asses. They’re not going away but they are so obviously pathetic...and it’s not like it came from nowhere. It feels like an organic

I think these reporters are just really lower on the intellectual totem pole than this country needs. They still haven’t yet figured out what kind of game Trump and Co. are playing, or they don’t care? And then, factor in that journalism is a for-profit industry and not a public good. As long as the rate of clicks is

The Lakers would be stupid to lose Ingram for Leonard. He’s an up and coming ‘broke the league”-er. On top of that they’d have to pay Leonard’s max deal AND lose their best defender AND Swiss Army knife on PCP Julius Randle? Stupid.

Even worse, he probably eats the flesh of creatures that had a mom

So it comes down to our political leaders being incompetent salesmen? Because everything you just argued is winning material and yet, unless it’s being said once a week in a fancy Cochran-esque sentence, people forget about it or, even more stupidly, they think it’s not a winning argument because they hear the other

Oh you hater! Nah jk I’m with you, just in the grays. I actually got shamed by Mychal Thompson on espn la 710 when I called in a couple years ago and explained my rationale for Lebron not necessarily being the Lakers’ savior. It was like as soon as I started talking logic and reason about his streaky shooting and the

Ithink that shortchanges the people who doknow what they’re talking about and know that the taxes can be reduced because there is some wasteful spending going on. I’m not one of those people but I can sort of imagine a practical application of the argument. The real problem is that this information is not being

The Warriors weren’t even very good in this playoffs. Houston was a Chris Paul injury away from moving on. A won championship is a win but don’t call it easy.

Kyrie is just trolling the white racist upper class media. Getting people frustrated thinking he’s a dumb black guy gives him his jollies. Go along with it. It’s fun if you think about it... And maybe he’s been reading Zen or something. Whatever it’s fine. Kyrie hit one shot and Boston almost went to the Finals

I mean a Corvettes brakes are really good. He could’ve been going crazy fast and slowed significantly and still been going too fast by the time his car entered the frame. Perhaps it was a blind hill or the Renault driver naively calculated the Vette going much slower due to optical illusion or stupidity

I wanted number 9 because Ted Williams and I was a lefty hitter but the other lefty on the team held onto it (only because I wanted it!). When he finally relented in the last game I got my first triple. Smdh. I hate number 4