Anyone watching Blade:trinity on a phone with no earbuds on a train probably grew up without a father, ok?

Hey, I always have my brightness turned ALL the way down, with an Amber color filter, even. I fuckin’ rule; your fuckin nerves drool!

I liked what she was trying to do. But it didn’t come out well for that moment. Would’ve been fine for a random late season game for a lottery team.

I remember when I was 8 and had poured over 3 years of motor trend mags my grandpa had given me. We were going shopping for a new car and I spouted off some horsepower numbers I had memorized because I was insane about cars, and he fired back about Torque. I said, what’s Torque? And he got all flustered and said…

This movie is more hyped than any other in a looong time. It better be the best movie of the last 5 years! Although I doubt it’s going to be better than Moonlight.

I mean, they did sound pretty dumb but, if you read between the lines, what they were saying was not dumb. Whereas she sounded like an Educated Individual, and yet everything she said was very basic.

There is a school of thought that says we are responsible for our own feelings and can ‘choose’ to be happy. So, people are choosing to be offended. As long as they are not having their lives boxed in, it’s a choice.

you appear to have a relevant car for almost every conceivable topic on Jalopnik

No, I just wanted to be silly. Which electric cars fucking aree

“Where Is My Bucket of Biscuits?” The autobiography

Came here to post this +1

I’m still waiting for fixed gear. It works great on my bicycle, you should see my calves!

If anyone wants to start a healthy fast food business and make it profitable and part of the every day social conversation then there is a huge opening in the market for that. For literally the past 60 years

Oh yeah I just mean that many of Russians I’ve met seem really intelligent and deep but also witty and in the mood for fun.

Yeah they’re expensive but if I ever test drive one maybe I will like it. Why shouldn’t I buy it?

Yeah there was no point making about his ethnic background. Just a description of what he looks like, which is very large and a super deep voice, and very Chinese. He had a hilarious and subtle sense of humor and his relaxed vibe probably contributed to me buying the car. If you can imagine this large man backing his…

Something about the Russians I’ve met is they are intellectual, yet pleasure seekers and something about the way they look while processing details makes me feel like prey. I keep it close to the vest around them, although it’s kind of a thrill to get fucked with.

Dude you have some major weird attitude you are projecting, but okay: What were my search requirements? Something fun to drive that I could live with. I don’t have a family so I could get a motorcycle if I felt like rolling a dice over my life everyday. This was the first car I picked out myself after dealing with a…

Yeah he’s got major issues and just rolling the dice that he won’t kill or ruin someone’s life. People like him should be in prison or have common sense restrictions on their freedom until they can prove they aren’t a danger to others

The guy’s argument is logical, but completely based off self-interest and therefore suspect. And then there is the evidence to bunk his claim: a nasty accident which I’m assuming he could’ve avoided had he been sober. And anyway, the specifics of his argument do not hold up because tolerance is not a constant; his…