I’ve tried some of that left-foot braking in my GTI and it feels great going hard around corners.

Why don’t you get your dark red one in top top shape first? Get it hella decked out and pimpin inside, maybe some glowing green l.e.d.s for the underbody and something chargey that’ll make a whine. And throw in some leather seats, like the ones they chuck in the latest Honda Accord V6 coupe. Those look nice. And gussy…

So this is meant to make parking lots an obstacle course, or what? This shit is as big as the super duty type pickups used to be 15 years ago. Speaking from a place of ignorance, is this kind of ridiculousness absolutely necessary?

Okay, bravo you brilliant motherfucker

Yeah, maybe the other teams’ benches will get shorter, but if Houston’s bench keeps its quality up that means more rest for the Rockets’ best players to close out games. I get that’s an uncertain possibility, but if we only talk about what we know it’ll just be the same old story! Why not play along?

“It’s genetics, life choices, God’s will..whatever. Just don’t scratch the Ferrari.”

Dude as a Clippers fan it was hard to watch that shitty team holding Chris Paul down every night. Now that I know it wasn’t him that was killing them I’m just glad I got to see him when I did

On the other hand it’s an African American man starting a business and getting his sons money and publicity (if they end up just as successful media stars as the Kardashians without even making the NBA that is certainly financial success) and talking shit to the President. Not accounting for taste that is pretty…

Does this article have a third act? Oh, and lemme have a second act, as well, while you’re at it? Thanks.

I’m sure due to this injury he’s been offered some form of insurance every day

I guess you’ve never rehabilitated before? Ifas they say a muscle issue was causing the pain then he needs time to strengthen the right muscles so they fire not just at the level of a regular human, but that of a number 1 pick in the NBA.

Iono why don’t you try it and let us know how it went?

Iono why don’t you try it and let us know how it went?

Lol I damn near posted M.E.!

Oh, and to add on to your two great points: cars in America are less forgiving accident partners for a tiny little zero-safety vehicle

I feel like the staff didn’t take his question very seriously. Then again, I’m not exactly an expert on turning cars into racers. Most of what comes to my mind is FWD (GTI, Civic, Integra). If he’s lucky he can find an S2000 for under 15K. But maybe the tepid results come from the fact that this is a market that is…

Oh my God I still remember that first 5 int Palmer game! I can’t believe he got another job, but hey it’s the Browns

Agreed, what a dick! You know who else rubs me the wrong way? A German fellow by the name Afolf Hitler. That guy sounds like he was a real jerk. And not to compare horrible acts on any kind of scale, because what Moon did sounds awful, but this Hitler fellow might’ve been worse! Seriously, look the guy up. I’m…

What are the no-marketing-speak differences between the trims, and what kind of buyer are is each specifically for? I get the sense that the higher priced trims are just for showing off wealth but then again some of the mechanical options seem like they could be useful. However, a Chief vs a Winter vs a Willy’s…

Head in a box for sure. As in his penis head in a box. And then he’s forced to watch Brad Pitt act in Hamlet, Streetcar Named Desire, and, like, Elf or something. The point is he must watch multiple shows where Brad Pitt’s performance anchors the entire thing.