I like my comment, but it fails to address your comment fully because I didn’t fully read your comment before diatribing. I wish I had—I felt I was on a roll

Why would Taylor Swift ever try to say anything interesting?

So, imagine you want to make a product. Say, the product is a blog. My my, how applicable to this situation! And you look at all the other blogs, and you see that 99% of things that could be said are being said. Well, just what do you do? No matter how absurd, you corner the market and publish that crazy bullshit.…

I’m, like, one of the weird people who wants to mod his GTI but keep it super stealth. And then just cue jaw drops all over the roads

Cue the Badges? BADGES?! we don’t need no stinkin badges .gif! But that’s too much work

I’d be fun to order all those pieces, take apart the engine and build it into a type R, and then sell the Accord parts online to some wahoo.

They can’t

Iono, if you’ve read the Bible, God is blatantly full of shit, at times

Wake me up when Hitler’s name is dropped. That’s when the conversation really gets going!

For some people with a real stake in it, I can understand strong feelings one way or the other. For everyone else with many degrees of separation from injustice or military service I guess itdepends on whatever will reinforce their positive self-concept.

There’s always Vinny Testaverde

This is the most insane sports year in recent memory

Isn’t the Golf R pretty cool and rad? And it totally fulfills all the cats with aplomb. But he has a Shelby mustang, so if taste is in question I must defer to the wisdom of the Super Crowd-Sourced Decision Team @Jalopnik Manor.

Eh just rebuild the engine. A perfect project for a Jalop, and what a way to add value to the car

Just buy a baseball video game and go through a few seasons on franchise mode. You’ll learn everyone’s name and figure out what the stats mean and all that. Just don’t cheat and create a 6'5" player with your name who is 99Ovr at hitting and throws 100mph and has 99Spd.

He’s in his 30s. He has spent every moment being a pitcher, and after beingout of MLB worked hard enough to get back and was persistent enough in his work ethic to be better than he ever was at the beginning of his career. Wasting that by practicing to be a little more cool looking swinging the bat would be a shame.

It’s probably because people have only so much time in the day, and the headline and picture apparently convey the message that those ignorant commenters responded to.

The Browns: not even trying to tank

What I like about Okafor is that if a Lakers fan still mentions picking him up as a good idea Iknow they’re a moron.

Any chance we could have one of these for New York based sports stadiums?