My bet’s on North Korea, Pakistan or India (in that order) launching the first nuke... or in the case of NK, attempting to launch and nuking the launch pad.

Nearly the entire volume of your poo is dead bacteria.... And corn if you’ve eaten corn.

Considering you can make plastic out of milk and the process is about the same process as making mozzarella, I wonder if all cheese is plastic. After all, it behaves quite like plastic in that it becomes semi-liquid when heated, then solidifies again at lower temperatures.

“In truth, a single food isn’t “healthy” or “unhealthy” by itself”

Chip and pin (and I assume chip and signature) is ironically less secure.

The circumstances still matter. A US Marine can’t simply shoot someone and not have it be murder. Morally, the person needs to be an imminent threat to life to be killed without it being murder. Legally, the person needs to be an enemy combatant.

The government doesn’t have carte blanche to employ whatever means it…

You monster! Microwave mac and cheese???

*insert snarky remark about First Ladies*

When it comes to good judgement, the White House isn’t where I start my search.

Oh, please. No one in the Star Trek Universe judges him? You expect me to believe that the Ferengi are so progressive about homosexuality even though they still don’t allow their females to wear clothes? The Vulcans aren’t going to find it highly illogical that someone would engage in coitus (I assume they call it…

Not the only misunderstanding in Christianity. A Catholic priest went to heaven and asked to see the original text of the Bible. A few hours later, there was a great scream from the Holy Library - “THERE’S AN R! IT SAYS CELEBRATE!”

Typos matter, yo.

Thanks for this... Cheesecloth is expensive and if Trump gets elected, he’s going to ban all muslin, so it’s good to have an alternatives if the worst happens.

My physical therapist had me do something similar a while back. I didn’t feel any core engagement at all while I was doing it, but I was sore as hell the next day. It’s very hard to tell if you’re actually working... or maybe I’m just strange ;)

It’s odd that the graphic distinguishes between CAP and the Colorado River since CAP pulls water from the Colorado.

It’s a quarter ounce of beef, a chicken leg, three almonds and an Indian tear, if I did the math correctly.

Water conservation is not ignored in Phoenix. In elementary school, I had to sit thru conservation presentations every year. Xeriscaping is becoming increasingly more common on both public and private land. And we’re in better shape than California is.

Phoenix was built for drought. California cities were not. Most of…

Life is full of strange coincidences! I just decided to do this (for every meal) last night. I’ve done it before with amazing success, and it really makes life easy when you can just cook once every few days and never have to think about what to eat or wait more than a few minutes to eat.

If I didn’t know this was a gender bend, I wouldn’t have guessed. That chest piece looks awfully uncomfortable, tho.

If your tape leaves residue, you’re using the wrong tape.

And you can just use a sticky note, sticky above the lens, paper bent down over the camera. Doubles as a dust guard.

You don’t think fire crackers going off is loud enough? :)

I find it odd that he’s cooking in an outdoor setting... In the 18th century, this would have been a luxury reserved for the wealthy who would have had most sophisticated kitchens. Chickens were very expensive prior to the invention of incubators, that it takes a LOT of lard or butter to fill a pot to allow for…