$2,800 is a small price to pay for such an object lesson in what it means to truly regret a purchase.

Pearls and Swine.

Pintos and Concords? WTF? It's a Michelotti design.

Add rain or snow, roadside spectators, boulders and cliffs, and sight-lines no more than 100 yards, and you have WRC.

There once was a car from Munich

By any means necessary...

Well, color me asphalt.

Another inexorable step in the evolutionary crawl of Jalopnik out of the La Brea Tar Pits of Blogdom, into the light of the new wave of automotive journalism. Bravo Didorosi.

I'd love to pull up to the country club in that thing.

"a decisive contribution to fuel economy" haha. that's rich.

Resplendent in skid-mark brown.

@1000songs:

From the looks of it, GM should of replaced Wagoneer with Plato ........

Maybach.

The only crumple zone here was the femur and pelvis.

@SirNotAppearing:

Competition = 11 different constuctors.

Whatever. Now, if the world's sexiest driver launched it into a motel, THAT would be news...

See her picture in a thousand places 'cause she's this year's girl

No WAV File? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar...!