"Of course, owners are still responsible for anything that's supposed to wear down, like tires, brakes, clutches, wipers blades, and the false impression that a Porsche will solve your mid-life crisis"

@PaladiNSX:

@CafeRacer1200:

@boosted-lego-wagon:

Looks like the makings of a Jag Rat Rod. Lordy.

Well, this Jew at least was not offended, and I am pretty damned thin-skinned. This reminds me of the reaction to the Obama New Yorker cover. Satire exposes pre/misconceptions on both sides of the isle; holding up ones sensibilites to a mirror.

Nascar sponsored by Brandies U. heh.

Island that rust forgot? More like the island of bumpers touched not. In NY that thinkg would have lost at least two inches in length from either end by now courtesiy of felow parallel parkers.

There you have it: Man bites dog bites man story.

@louros:

Sound of jaw connecting with desktop.

@poxpopulus:

"Progressive Activity Sedan" Better know as the Ralph Nader Edition.

More to come from Nissan .......

Spy shot of the 2011 Vette.

Those rims are sweet.

@acarr260:

Ouch. That driver would probably do just as well in the Coffin Kart, me thinks. And his burial would be a cinch.

It's rolling sculpture, pure and simple. Perhaps a bunch of shots of the original BAT 5, 7 and 9 would give some context to why it looks the way it does:

Perhaps a new feature as a counterweight to Jalopnik Fantasy Garage: Jalopnik Crusher Collection. This would be the first to go to its "just reward" . ..