@graverobber- Two BEER minimum:

Evidently poor Doug simply had a word processing issue when filling out his paperwork; all his numbers have a misplaced decimal point.

USA, USA, USA!

@philibuster:

"Chromosome Silver" paint? Well that should neatly accentuate the Mitochondrial Shaped ground effects and —of course — the cytoplasmic sourced stereo. WTF.

@graverobber- Two BEER minimum:

Huh? 55 MPH???? If someone really wanted to go back the days of carburetors, polyester leisure suits and Molly Hatchet on cassette tape they would ... they would ... they would go to a Nascar Race this summer.

Quickly rummaging through bottom drawer for partially used Radio Shack gift card.

I say good riddance Humpmobile.

@plazma:

@PolishDon:

Lincoln should put itself out of MY misery and vote itself off the Island.

@tenbeers:

Rare does not necessarily mean desirable. Exhibit A: Skylane.

So those idiots in Hollywood really are going to make a modern day remake of Ben Hur after all.

"Don't take the brown acid." Why didn't I listen?

I've taken action, converting my biped transportation system to run on Jameson: great mileage but straight line stability has suffered substantially.

The automotive equivalent of a Weekend at Bernies; that poor Alfa is not a car, it's a corpse.

@brownie:

@brownie: