$12.00 handling package equals what .. raised lettering on tires??

If he kept that up — with the gas tank neatly sandwiched between those tires — he'd be risking becoming a human pot roast.

Nothing quite says "would kindly get the f**k out of the way" with more authority than the sight of a 280 running up your ass in the left lane. Sweet.

Complaining? Good grief Zac. Your Chevette is waiting in the lot.

Removal of the tumorous rear end should be an in-patient procedure.

Aside from some peeling, fading and waviness, that Landau roof has held up admirably.

From what I can see, the driver needs to wear a crash helmet. For the nitwits who have more money-than-brains sitting in the rear, just a toupe will do, natch.

@Rust-MyEnemy:

It now meets the EU's latestest (and endlessly ridiculous) pedestrian saftey regulations concerning height of a car's the frontal area. Well done.

@EuropaBambaataa:

Would make a fine looking flower pot. But a pricey one.

@badco:

@M0L0TOV:

This from the comapny that brought you the Accent not long ago. Unreal. The "Big Three" (so to speak) are totally screwed.

Time's up .............

Sometimes I wonder whether Mullalay isn't shorting Ford stock.

With decent 928's running 10K or less, this should be in the Reality Garage. Pass.

Wert is the Stig, pass it on.