What an asshole.

Hey coach, your player is intentionally fucking poking people in the eye. Fucking sack up and deal with it.

I'm glad that your method worked for you, but I would caution anyone away from the notion of stopping taking notes. Tried and true, the act of writing down what you've heard helps retention.

Actually, I thinks it's a lot better than the clip you're referencing.

By linking to the real-life incidents where this insane bullshit happened, it resonates a lot more, for me at least.

Rocks piece is funny. This shit here is anger inducing.

Another really great piece, Greg. This managed to be funny, sad and rage-inducing all at once.

Smegma? Was JE riding her head?

Oh, for sure. No doubt.

But when writing for living, y'know, fucking come on. And you're not even wearing a tie.

The road you're on ends at the Snuggie.

Ties are fine. Ties are great. Don't like ties? Don't wear 'em, unless you have a job at which your boss makes you.

But ties are fine.

Yep, their it is.

For some amusing reason, I saw a lot of posts yesterday about this being done so that a "dreadlocked black man" wouldn't be the face of the Seahawks win...

I get that rich old white coaches/owners have a probability to place somewhere on the racist scale, but come the fuck on.

Yeah, you're totally right. All these articles in every sports orientated media outlet across the world asking what in the actual fuck was Pete Carroll thinking , those people are all wrong.

The slant into traffic, from the half yard line, with the SB in the balance and the best player at his position 100% not involved…

Johnny Highball

"How is running on 2nd and passing on 3rd any different than passing on 2nd and running on 3rd.?"

Seriously?

The difference is what you saw: losing the game.

The chance of an interception vs a fumble from Lynch to turn it over are not equal, or even close.

That's just…wrong.

Nah, corn is a solid addition to chili. And to the shit afterward.

Is this real?

Wow. Tina and Jack Two are pieces of shit.

"I said morality not morals."

!!!

Huh. Whose morality?

Laws are the mechanism through which we regulate and define interpersonal relations (and sanctions for not adhering to the aforementioned).

Laws are by definition not based on "morality."

Weak