TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!!!!

Peak Jezebel.

These two universes are not connected.

Great review. I saw this somehow after it had gone to cable and distinctly remember being absolutely blown away by the violence - equal parts "FUCK" and "that was awesome!"

I also recall it being edited almost immediately...like you'd see it on HBO or whatever and the hand scene was gone, as was the gooified…

Trying real hard, friend.

I don't think you do.

Eh, could be fun (ducks).

Uh, no.

Which level is "whore?"

1) "Looks That Kill"
2) "Live Wire"
3) "Shout At the Devil"
4-whatever, everything else.

Here's an idea: don't exit your vehicle screaming "who are you" at cops.

+1 brain bruise

Oh for fucks sake.

Yes, because "meaningless awards show" definitely equates to "racial segregation."

Very slow clap.

Yikes. "Thor" was barely passable.

Wouldn't BIG RACIST be on board with that statement?

Be a dude?

The only reasonable response here is to take the $20K. That's it.

He 2 kids, 0 jobs and one fucking BALL that's worth 20 large.

The math, it does itself.

Hawt take bruh

Somehow - most likely the incompetence of my superiors - I am in charge of people at a large state agency.

I hate pointless meetings (which is roughly 99% of meetings). So I don't do 'em.

We don't meet. If you have a question, get off your ass and ask me or somebody else.

I thought that this would be appreciated by my…

This is solid office ju-jitsu.

At some point however, you have to ask yourself if you may have sociopathic tendencies.

Or maybe that's just me.