Poor, poor militarily equipped police.

Tell us more, you delicate flower.

WTF, man?

My little group of degenerates go-to to for the first couple of years of HS was a 1.75 of Kentucky Gentleman and...a loaf of white bread.

In our genius minds, the white bread was there to soak up the "shitfacedness" so you could keep drinking.

It was not pleasant typing that.

Never.

"Your," friend. "Your."

The NYPD has responded to this "issue" (which was a total non-issue to begin with - speaking of DeBlasio's statements, not the attacks - which were horrible) in exactly the wrong way: acting like petulant children inadvertently pointing out that we really don't need about 75% of their "services."

Way to go, guys.

UK was lucky to escape Ole Miss last night.

BEFORE THE HOMERS FREAK OUT: UK is without a doubt one of the two (Duke) best teams in the country. They're ridiculous.

But I don't think they (or Duke) are going undefeated.

Dude at the free throw line couldn't give a shit less.

Whut?

Searching for the joke, please help.

Cuz those unis blow.

Thanks for weighing in, mom.

"Prints available now"

Uh, ok...

As evidenced by the comments, most (white) Americans will have no fucking clue who Bull Connors was.

You sound like a fun person.

"and we support any course of action they take to voice their discontent over this decision."

This is not a sentence that any rational person includes in any missive, ever.

Huh. I read the Whitlock piece, and agree that it was great. I enjoyed this a lot more, so agree to disagree.

Fantastic piece, Greg. Best I've read from you. Well done.

But I thought Kevin Love was the key to winning NOW?

"he penetrated her until he was hard again,"

Huh?