"Ignorant coddled athlete given a pass his ENTIRE life,"

Ok, so we've established that you didn't read the article *by the first sentence of your comment.*

"How about his family"

Again, covered in the article.

"his crappy schools"

You're veering off the rails...

"the excuses never solutions culture he was steeped in"

Speeding…

Oh fuck off. It's rude, it's ignorant, and it's not something you do to a stranger (especially given the difference in stature) in public.

Seriously?

Eh. This is trending dangerously close to Jezebel levels of pointless indignation.

Strong take dude.

Naw, what's ludicrous is a grown man acting like a huge prick and manhandling a ball away from the woman who the ball was clearly intended for. Fuck that guy, and seriously fuck going to NFL games anymore. It's a shitshow of stupid motherfuckers.

That's everywhere in Kansas *except* Lawrence. Cut us a little slack.

And perhaps you're a responsible gun owner (although your comments here are not exactly leading me in that direction).

Reporting on a drugged out maniac with a ton of guns in no way equals being "freaked out by the idea of people having guns at all."

C'mon man.

It's hilarious all these people getting upset about the Billy Joel dis...are you kidding me?

Billy Joel SUCKS ASS. He's the epitome of vanilla AOR. Just fucking garbage.

Who is really going to stand up for this?

Would be 1000% better (and it's not terrible) if you'd left the loud ass guitars off the verse - you can't hear Jay and it's just too much.

#notallballs

At no time ever was Lil Wayne "the best rapper on the planet."

WTF, man?

To be fair, Americans have perfected the "greed" and "murder" formula, and we top it off by shitting on every other country because WE ARE THE GREATEST COUNTRY THAT EVER DID COUNTRY, SO FUCK THE LOT OF YOU.

"After the victim replied thank you in a private message through Instagram, Shattuck's son sent the victim his mother's cell phone number, saying, "You should text my Mom, she is obsessed with you," according to court records."

What the fuck, man?

Fantastic writing, this is a great piece. Well done!

Cuz the truth is out there, man.

Your take is so hot. That's a hot take.

Peanut butter burgers are amazing.