Ruined the piece for me: after that it just read as trying way too hard.

Reference HST at your own peril.

Unbelievable that someone in a position like his would be so fucking idiotic in his public response. First year intern should know better.

Yes! No one gives a shit at all!

Except for millions of people - in Kansas City and across the midwest. Annnnd......like every baseball fan in the country that can enjoy a small payroll team having a great season after 29 years of futility!

NO ONE! Deadspin is not interested in those clicks.

JESUS. Your team won AGAIN…

Thanks for covering this important development…while ignoring the shit out of every aspect of the Royals involvement in the World Series.

Good job.

"Cock-stroking?" Joe Buck was basically fellating Bumgarner the entire fucking game last night. You might be aware that he wasn't playing.

Uh, I think you might want to read that again.

To be fair, both the Cards and their fans have provided years of material.

Did you accidentally find yourself here instead of Jezebel?

Way to totally whiff on an article and then double down on "that woman-beating moron."

You showed us, Kevin Draper!

Eh. Bilas is the man, and whoever is behind the Winthrop account is a first rate douche.

YOU DON'T SAY.

It was the first result. Lazy, not sociopathic.

Yeah, man. He lived there. Killed everyone who came in. Thanks for pointing out this important fact.

Fun fact: Westport Flea Market was also home to notorious serial killer Bob Berdella.

A swing, and a miss, miss.

This is really bad, even for you.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for your grandpa.

Negative, you crazy baldhead.

"New Country" is an abomination that should be killed with fire.