Right. Nothing good about that. But what does that have to do with the issue at hand?

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Hobo murder gifs are preferable to this fucking nonsense.

Father of three, and the last one's entry into the world was, uh, harrowing. Emergency C-section, breech, triple-nuchal cord (umbilical cord around the neck three times), not breathing.

Can't really describe that feeling other than to say very very not good (she's fine).

Go to the hospital, folks.

Thumb? What the fuck, Drew?

Er...aren't *these* artists not particularly in need of publicity?

The man's a good coach, and a good role model. Props to him and the team for their accomplishment.

If we could skew a little more toward stuff like this, and a little less to snake rape, that'd be great.

Probably just piling on now, but seriously: fuck this guy.

Shouldn't this go on some other Gawker media sight? This is pretty fucking far afield from anything related to sports.

This is awful.

WHO IN THE FUCK said that we're using the iPad to gain entrance into Le Cordon Bleu??? I just like the ability to access information. Please forgive my culinary assholitiude.

You are disappearing up your own ass.

Yes, I'm sure you are *very concerned* about my cooking. I didn't say I had the fucking thing duct taped to my face. I said it was "handy" for checking on something when you're cooking. Can we dispense with the sanctimony?

I don't doubt that being capable in the kitchen is a tremendous asset to wealthy people who have kitchens. Please shower those of us not as gifted with your wit and wisdom and $300 knives.

You and Albert have your tighty whities cinched up real high and tight.

Damn, proven wrong again.

Well, I mean, I think that assuming that you can only use an iPad for one thing is kinda silly.

I like to cook. I suck at it. And so I often need to figure something out mid-cook. Using a laptop or phone for that would not be optimal.

And I cannot envision a situation in which I would ever purchase a $300 knife.

Or, you know, you look up something you don't know while you cook.

Am I the only person who does this? Am I a wealthy asshole for doing so?

Only "wealthy" people have iPads? Mine was $300. And for fucks sake, easy with the catching of the populist vapors.

Look, I find her annoying as well, but the iPad is pretty fucking handy to have around when you're cooking.

Sooo...I get the need to keep the rape/murder gif-jockeys out of the comment section. But for this to work you need to get busy with the approval process. This has taken nearly all of the fun out of commenting on the kinja empire.