I don’t know a lot about this guy, but Rashida Jones is extremely cool. I thought she was pretty cool on The Office, then I thought she was very cool on Parks and Rec, then I watched her absolutely kill it as the lead on Angie Tribeca, along with her documentary work, and I decided she was next-level cool. If our new…

It’s official: there is no such thing as a parade you aren’t willing to shit on.

Oh, Ann Perkins’ baby. You beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful muskox.

They’re not New Zealand’s fourth most popular folk duo that we deserve, but they’re New Zealand’s fourth most popular folk duo that we need right now.

Frasier and Niles throwing a dinner party at Niles’ house with the Cockatiel sitting on Niles’ head.

As four-camera sitcoms go, I think this show is just about the purest, most brilliant there is to find in the theatrical, farcical formula.

Weirdly, I only remember maybe 3-4 of these.

two words

At work, I rarely have my browsers opened fullscreen, so I have to keep the tabs down. Usually, if I can’t see 5-10 letters in the tab title, I start looking for tabs to close. I mean, I found the url once before, I have a history log, I can always find it later :).

For goodness’s (goodness’? Not sure now that I look at it) sakes, Chrome lets you put bookmarks right in a bar so you can just have a button to open your frequently-used sites without even opening the bookmarks tab! Also, you can set the browser to open a group of sites in tabs at startup, so if the problem is that…

Only a psychopath would consistently keep that many tabs open. Seriously, bookmarks people!

Mansell’s Lux Auterna is definitely one that gets blasted out there a lot, from my recollection I want to say its the arrangement done for Two Towers trailer that really pushed it into the movie-trailer consciousness:

If only someone would have a children’s choir or waify waif singer sing super slowed down versions of these over every trailer for every blockbuster movie ever.

“OK, the cops are all stuck in the sewers. First thing we need to do is send down supplies, it’d be just plain wacky to expect them to live down there for months with no food, and then-”

I was glad this column mentioned his delivery of “the Bat-man”, because I remember that moment from first seeing the trailers and thinking “holy shit, this could actually mean they’re making a non-shitty Batman movie.”  I don’t know what it was about that line but it was hair-raising.

If anything they should have kept Two Face around for the next movie to be the main antagonist.

“What should I do if I suspect a restaurant gave me food poisoning?”

I refuse to believe this propaganda. Must be the Bread Industrial Complex wanting me to throw away perfectly edible loaves!

I always shave the mold off my hard cheeses and eat them.