Solo provided the most fun I’ve had in a cinema this year.

Hyperbole drive....ENGAGE!!!

It’s easy to sit on your computer and poke fun at this, but I defy anyone to post a video of someone doing a one-armed, 135 lb bench press with a full barbell showing better form.

I can relate. The gym is about dominance. Throw a med ball off the ceiling. Rearrange the treadmills. Deny people water. It’s a jungle, and you have to make it your jungle.

If a 30-second ad costs $5 million, Hellmann’s is really going all-in with this move.

Good. We have as similar hoarder in my community, and his very visible collection of junk is an eyesore. If this guy had at least 50% of his collection stored inside and out of sight, with the rest in a well maintained and kept area, id be a bit more sympathetic. This is just a junkyard. 

Unfair act on the offense, #12, pretending to hand the ball to the running back then actually throwing a pass. 15 yard penalty.

She’s going straight to video.

I have a spare I can loan him. If you know the guy let me know. This comments section is full of some pretty sanctimonious assholes who have i guess never lived on the margins of the economy.

The dealerships all too often lie about how they can affordably finance it. If you are on a low income and get told by someone in a suit and tie, who has a bunch of paperwork and loads of graphs and numbers to hand, that actually you *can* afford that desirable item, and who outright lie to the mark in order to make a…

I’d rather wait for the dictaphone version.

Naked institutionalized racism will always be what makes the NFL the worst.  The byzantine rules will always be in second place with a bullet.  At this point, I think watching Madden sims would probably be better than the real thing. 

“I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean I guess.”

He clearly violated the new rule against tackling the quarterback.

Sometimes, though all to rarely, the universe gets things right.

It’s a still hit because middle age white guys like me love it, and middle aged white guys rule the world. It was a hit when we were young so it will never die. Our forefathers made Stairway to Heaven ubiquitous, we made Hotel California inescapable, and we made this.

Let’s hear it for us! The middle aged white guys!

(Tw…

Because it slaps.

Is it overreach when the government tells me I can’t enrich uranium on my own property?

One man’s “Enthusiast” is another man’s “Hoarder”.

I’m sorry David, but I believe our gentleman friend, regardless of his cheery disposition, falls into “Hoarder” territory.

If they were running, driven, exhibited, or maintained....maybe I’d change my mind...but nope...we’re in straight hoarder-land here.