This was the first movie I saw at my town’s new Alamo Drafthouse, and the lady working there didn’t even try to hide how much she enjoys watching people walk out of it.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

The backlash is real. It’s cool to call her a bad actress now.

Just be cool. Like when you meet any celebrity.

If you go to see a Darren Aronofsky, David Lynch and other such directors’ movie and expect an ordinary story, told in a coherent and logical way, you didn’t do your homework.

I just wish he had a gun to protect himself with.

Did you guys know that Louis CK is rumored to masturbate in front of women comics? Nobody has actually accused Louis CK, and at least one prominent woman comic has stated that the allegations aren’t about him, but Gawker ran a blind item and then turned guesses into indictments, so it must be true. If you can’t trust…

The whole alpha thing is so fucking dumb, these people don’t even realize there is no such thing as an ‘alpha’ male.

Also, after reading the whole thing, there’s this middle part where he conflates dragonglass, which is obsidian, and Valyrian steel into this thing called “dragonsteel” and asks: “I ask you, what happens when dragonsteel pierces someone’s chest? Would it not be logical to conclude that they, too, turn into an Other”.…

Risk is the best strategy board game you’ve ever played until you play literally any other strategy board game.

I mean, I’d certainly rate it over Monopoly, but I would rate “sticking my hand in an open flame” over Monopoly.

the chess board symbolizes obviousness.

This seems to be the best place to say that, since linking my old AV Club account to Kinja on Tuesday, I’ve been having a blast reading all the old replies to stuff I said years ago. I enjoy being amused and/or appalled by some of the things I said, back when the world was young. Ah, memories...

Parks & Rec. I’d catch portions of the marathons they played on weekends on some channel, and never really got it. I have no idea why it eventually clicked and I started liking it.

I don’t get this. She has repeatedly taken responsibility and a losing campaign. But it’s also unrealistic to say the whole loss was her fault. There’s plenty of blame to go around, and it’d be disingenuous not to acknowledge ALL of it.

Simpsons intro skipped around as episode length demanded: if an episode was running long, they could cut the intro to keep a few more jokes. If it was running short, they could do the full intro. I saw someone say at one point that some writers consciously wrote to the long intro so that, when syndicated with more…

No. The review clearly states that as time goes on they accumulate more and more people.

That’s not doing it the right way. The right way is you find the ump’s wife and treat her with respect, listen to her, and see her side of things. Thereby ruining that blind bastard’s marriage.

do you...understand how criticism works?

If you’re telling me that a record from the dudes from Cypress Hill, Audioslave, and Public Enemy is bad...I would believe you.