People buy houses without an inspection all the time. It seems crazy to me too but it’s definitely not unheard of.

The first 10 minutes or so of Revenge of The Sith are the first time I felt like Lucas’s vision for the movies was all up there on the screen. Unfortunately the rest of the movie also exists.

Someone’s finally defunding the NYPD?

They were so preoccupied with whether John could dig the hole that they forgot to ask if John should dig the hole.

“Two of today’s most exciting actors.”
*Jesse Plemons walks back home to Kirsten Dunst with his head down as Charlie Brown music plays*

From the book: “Neither Sam nor Frodo knew anything of the great slave-worked fields away south in this wide realm, beyond the fumes of the Mountain by the dark sad waters of Lake Núrnen; nor of the great roads that ran away east and south to tributary lands, from which the soldiers of the Tower brought long…

God, Boromir’s death scene is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen in cinema. 

This will be a documentary, after all. 

The Rutles are suppressing it. 

Later he’ll do another, longer documentary about the Revolver sessions, but it’ll be in a higher framerate and for some reason Ringo will have a sleigh pulled by rabbits.

Same, 5 and 6 felt like extended piece-shuffling to get the board set for the much more interesting Laconia plot to me.

If I wanted to pay to see ALL of The Office, I’d have expected to have to go to OnlyFans.

Quoth the Taylor, “Evermore.”

I’m offended by the dress pics but only because that silhouette doesn’t flatter his hips at all.

You’d think a song from Red would have been more appropriate.

It can, as we used to say around here, be two things.

Sometimes, red is better. 

If ever we missed the Big Red NO, it’s now.

I don’t know whose fault this oversight was, but I do know that when I find them.... I’m gonna nail their ass!

Gaetano accidentally blowing his own head off felt like a callback to Wheezy Joe’s ill-fated attempt to relieve his asthma symptoms in Intolerable Cruelty to me.