If you were to ask me “What’s the most Gary Bettman thing possible?” I don’t know if I could come up with a better answer than somehow getting himself into the Hall of Fame before he even retired.

So you’re saying they’ll replace him with Don Cheadle and not comment on the change?

$5 says the MCU uses a CGI Stan in at least one movie before public objections make them stop.

I heard one plot thread will be that the Pope is wearing a funny hat, and another is that bears shit in the woods.

Sounds like somebody at SB woke up just long enough in Business Law class to hear that contracts formed by minors are risky because they’re sometimes voidable at the minor’s choice and then fell right back asleep when the professor explained how easy it is to make sure that doesn’t happen.

Wait, wait, wait, the Canucks are in what position in the Pacific Division? I was reliably informed they were going to be terrible!

Tis sport to see the Adequate Man hoist with his own petard, as the fellow said.

You rinse and neatly stack them. And then you wash them the same day. The sense of accomplishment that comes from leaving the kitchen clean at the end of the day is amazing.

It doesn’t take long to wash a single dish.

Do some SQUATS, super spy!

I did NOT see that coming, Good GOD!

“my kitchen sink contains a soiled cutting board that has been languishing in there for at least 48 hours; I’ve walked past it countless times; the idea of cleaning it fills me with a vague horror” See, you’ve made the classic blunder of putting it in the sink instead of by the sink. Being in the sink makes dirty…

No-one ever accused the AVC commentariat of rewarding originality

When you someone Shudder it

Once upon a time this would have had, like, 250 upvotes.

Of course, The Big Short is also absolutely throw-things-at-the-screen infuriating, in a cathartic way.

A+ That Thing You Do reference. Have a presidential flashcard.

God, I am so, so excited to see this. 

It’s horrible to know there are kids out there who’ll never know that Tims donuts used to be good.

I *am* Canadian and Tim Hortons is... it’s just not very good. Except maybe the plain and sugared old-fashioned.