Nothing says “unimpressive” like selling out Radio City.

She’s got a blank space, baby

Water wet, sky blue: more at 11.

Scott Stevens deserved at least half a dozen more suspensions than he ever got.

Jumping a guy and punching him a bunch of times? Not a paddlin’

Having this be your defining impression of Harold Snepsts is the most Canucks fan thing possible.

Oh no you don’t, you can’t trick me into being optimistic about the Canucks. I’ve made that mistake before! Now let us all have a moment of silence for Pavel Bure’s knees.

You can tell it’s going to be a long year in Vancouver when Bo Horvat, age 23, is being described as one of the team veterans.

I knew I recognized it from somewhere!

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that he received some rainbow paraphernalia, not a rainbow paraphilia, although that would certainly be a noteworthy (if logistically challenging) gift.

“As far back as I can remember, I always dreamed of having a beer”

“CC SABATHIA STANDS UP FOR HIS TEAMMATES NO MATTER WHAT” This is the stupidest fucking mindset. You want to stand up for your team? Do your job and strike the other team out! This caveman bullshit is useless.

The night before he ejected Joc Pederson for swearing at himself for a swinging third strike. Country Joe is a delicate flower for whom everything must be perfect.

Then why not just.... look at it? And then close the tab?

I’ve got my work, school, and personal emails open in separate tabs at all times, and if I’m at work, usually Salesforce so I can immediately switch to it and look productive if I need to. Beyond that, I usually have at most two other tabs open, because why leave something open if I’ve already read it? Go to a page,…

You know what’s great about Nolan’s Batman movies, that sets them apart from most of the DC movies? They don’t look like video games, because they haven’t had everything on screen digitally polished beyond recognition to match the Zak Snyder Look. They look like they’re happening in the real world.

I’m gonna drink two whiskies a night and live to be 224!

If you’ll consult the court’s decision in Finders v Keepers 1882, you’ll find that their position is eminently reasonable.

Ha, I had the exact same experience. In that context, the part of this story that’s “white child gets caught up in scary black culture” didn’t exactly come off well.

In a better world, the dramatic silence/cut to black at 1:44 would be immediately followed by “I GET KNOCKED DOWN! BUT I GET UP AGAIN!,” not this namby-pamby run-of-the-mill superhero music.