Here it is:

Roger telling Harry he’d missed his chance to be a partner was one of the series’ great accomplishments.

I.... did whoever put this together watch season 7? Because, after Peggy, I’d say Roger is the person who ends the show in the best place emotionally.

It’s one thing to do some chirping (a pretty damn childish thing, but still), and it’s another thing altogether to intentionally call a ball that far outside a strike, just to be petty. That’s pretty much a fireable offense to me. 

I follow Paul Feig on Instagram (he wears cool clothes) and as a result my IG feed has been pimping this hard for months. I haven’t been complaining, either. 

There is a single drink called a Martini. It’s made with gin, vermouth, and an olive or olives. Anything else might get served in a Martini glass, but it’s not a Martini. This shouldn’t be so complicated, and yet here we are.

Ah, man, that nonchalant shove of the catcher is just *chef’s kiss*

My first thought too. Jesus I hate the digitally-polished look.

Eastern Oregon? So goddamn white. I was driving through the shittiest parts of Oregon on my way to California once, looked around, and said “only white people would be dumb and stubborn and annoyed at everyone in the world enough to live out on their own in somewhere that looks like this.”

until one unfortunate morning you pour out a fistful of beetles in your bowl of Milk and Honey Original Café Mix and immediately fall over dead from pure horror

You could always tell who was getting his ass kicked by listening for who had decided that screen peeking was cheating.

Fuckin’ Cave.

Re: what qualifies as a balk - while the point is to prevent the baserunners from being deceived, a more helpful way for the rules to explain it would be to say that the pitcher isn’t allowed to do anything that could reasonably confuse the runner about his intent. Whether or not the pitcher means to deceive the…

There are way too many guys in the league whose standard ritual before each pitch takes longer than this took.

Buttoning the bottom button of a suit? That IS scary!

I have no doubt that he will receive exactly the same treatment for snarling at coaches etc as Shawn Kelley.

As is traditional, now that he’s made a remarkable throw from the outfield, he has to end up playing for the Mets within two years or suffer a terrible curse.

I just listened to The Photo Album last night and I’m not going to disagree with him. And Codes and Keys really is bad.

It’s always fun to realize that we’re living in a dystopia.

I know *I* want the people I buy beer from to have a database of my biometric information, yessir.