Dune is basically two books in one anyway - the whole thing shifts so, so radically halfway through. (I also only liked the first half, so I’m not the target audience here.)

What makes a Youtube video turn neutral?

Oh, the glory of the food court. When I was lil, the mall I went to with my grandparents had a mom-and-pop knock off of Cinnabon at it that was the greatest food in the world. That mall now has a souvlaki stand at it - it’s pretty good! But the trademark store remains New York Fries, the single best thing about Canada’…

He does the closing number of Chicago, it’s incredible.

In related news, Netflix subscriptions are now sold out and only available on the secondary market.

We were only wearing the diapers because tbh 3.5 hours is an awful long time to go without a pee break.

So were all of us, though, so it’s ok.

Also, Sean, I promise that while I can’t speak for the other mutants I only wanted to gently gum your flesh, never actually eat it. 

Wait, which of these aliens is Juliette Binoche?

Quality runners-up: “Mixtape,” “The Authority Song,” “Disintegration,” and especially “Polaris.”

I’ve heard so many people claim that European countries ACTUALLY have unending crime (caused by minorities of course) that the police “can’t report because they’d get called racist.” Which, at that point, what’s the point of even engaging with someone, if they’ve decided that all facts are lies?

As usual, we remain cautiously optimistic.

I mean, our benevolent master Ernie from Kinja repeatedly told us that if we tried to have conversations in the comments we were using the site wrong.

I hope Amal knows George is riding around on Vespas with a woman named Mercedes - even if she is hitting him it’s still sketchy-sounding.

You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as the AV Club. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant...

Now, to buy the AV Club cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” we’d say. 

They put it on at the factory, ya see.

When you someone sell it.

“comment posts where someone cheerfully yells “OF COCK!””

Personally I’d rather have a Pepsi Free.