RIP Tab Hunter. All of us have wanted a Tab from time to time, but only one of us was brave enough to tell the world.

The AV Club

“This fucker watches all of his movies on VHS, leave him alone” - the only thing my tv sends to marketers.

Enema and Take Off... run one and two for me and then the rest of them... also exist.

Now, “Aliens Exist” and “Going Away To College”? That’s a pretty tight pair of songs.

IMHO the finest was Shaq and his pork pull. https://sports.theonion.com/shaq-misses-entire-second-half-with-pulled-pork-sandwic-1819571266

Man, I was listening to that game on the radio and even under those terrible circumstances I could tell it was the best thing in history. 

Hell, I scratched my nuts wrong on Monday and they still hurt today. Worst feature of the male body, bar none.

Man, if I was 11 I would think a perfect games was the most boring thing in the world. 

One of his aides put the whole file in the pocket of his jacket, and somehow he just never found it. http://putthison.com/whats-going-on-with-congressman-jim-jordans-jacket/

I drive past there sometimes on my way to Seattle and even though it’s a great location, it really is the middle of nowhere. It’s a shame.

I’m surprised by the casting for Beth. I thought they would have gotten a member of !!! to play her instead.

If the set’s really bad, and you time it just after a new nadir is reached: comedy gold again.

Votto got tossed yesterday for bitching about a couple of called strikes. He’s been in a fouler than usual mood for a few days now; he must have seen something that upset him, like a player giving a foul ball to a kid in the stands or something.

If old baseball guys can get fired for being racist dicks there’s going to be a major staffing shortage.

Westworld is what happens when you’re worried that the answers to your mysteries will underwhelm your audience when you reveal them, so you spend as long as possible acting like they’re jaw-dropping and having characters talk about how jaw-dropping they are in hopes of just conditioning the audience into being…

Boot cut pants can never die! Only the models who wear them!

“The Simpsons may have predicted this year’s World Cup, too”

The answer to both of those questions, unfortunately, is “not nearly enough.” Football people, like Hilinski’s parents as quoted in the article, are going to keep claiming the science isn’t conclusive right up til the bitter end.

The trouble is, way too much of football culture as a whole, from top to bottom, is such that these kids spend their entire lives having the idea that “playing through it” is noble and the “rules” about CTE are for pussies. There’s no way someone who’s spent their entire adolescence being essentially brainwashed is…