“Pravda,” huh? Elon is really taking the end of The Americans hard.

Fantarama!

Watching a video from someone called “Hopelessly Hiddled” will probably get you put on a watch list.

Filmstruuuuuuuuuck.

I’ve found the best way to discover things on Netflix is to enter a single word into the search box and see what all it brings up when you’ve overridden its shitty recommendation algorithm, which is an incredibly bad statement about the quality of its interface.

When National Treasure isn’t on Netflix, all red-blooded Americans should be asking “Where’s National Treasure?”

She’s pretty young. We try not to collectivize her too much.

The AV Club

Yeah, Doctuar. You’re listening a podcast about comedy... you’re gonna have to get used to it.

Or the Kid Gorgeous where he likens something to It’s A Wonderful Life but adds a bunch of f-bombs to the dialogue, then lampshades it.

One of Emrick’s many, many crimes against hockey is that he thinks “score” can be used as a noun.

My hypothesis is that Mantzoukas will actually be playing perfume mogul Dennis Feinstein - long noted for his desire to hunt the most dangerous game - thus bringing together the John Wick and Parks and Recreation universes and allowing John Wick to be assisted by none other than Burt Macklin, FBI.

Dinosaurs achieving sentience! Dinosaurs turning on their creators! DINOSAUR BORDELLOS!

Good point.

Which in turn raises the question of, if the man in black wanted a REEEEEEAL! experience, why didn’t he just go to Shogun World instead of dicking around in Westworld for thirty years?

Those lasers only work on sea bass.

People are weirdly bad at handshakes. Two pumps, smile, disengage.

So, let’s see. If air-chilled costs $8 a pound, and water-chilled costs $2 a pound (or significantly less, in my experience, but we’re using the column’s numbers here), then air-chilled is 300% more expensive. The main selling points are flavor and not wasting money on water. You can’t quantify flavor, so we’ll set…

Boy, Amazon’s professional services division is really getting traction!