I’ve seen many a terrible, terrible trailer in my day. But I’ve never felt a palpable sense of confused shock like the one I could feel in the theater full of people who came together to watch Isle of Dogs last month and were forced to watch 150 seconds of footage from Show Dogs. I don’t know how IV still has a…

I dunno if I’ve ever been as disappointed in a sequel as I was by this one. I steadfastly refuse to retroactively impose this stupid “universe” on the taut, Alien-esque world of Pitch Black.

“The show is about cruel people who are mean and also pretty racist too, interacting with mean and cruel people.” Are... you saying this as if it’s a point in the show’s favor?

Unless any of these actors was secretly 6'5 then this auction is going to be VERY unfulfilling for me, JUST LIKE ALL THE REST.

derp derp “Gotta pay his dues” derp derp “but his maturity level” derp derp something else stupid.

You can tell that the problems with Lucky Town and Human Touch are superficial because pretty much all of the songs (but fuck off, 57 Channels) are River-type bangers on the rare occasions when he plays them with E Street.

I got hooked when someone bought me his London Calling DVD.

“She said ‘Ma, sometimes my whole life feels like one big mistake.’”

Let’s not impugn the relatively good name of the galaxy’s nerf herders, who do important, though scruffy, work on our behalf.

“I have SUMMARIZED my reactions in this series of 5 40-minute videos and the linked blog post. Please support my research at this Patreon link!”

Look, dude, your misguided grooming choices are your problem, I’m just describing the facts of the situation

The divisive Canto Bight sequence in TLJ was a backdoor pilot for 2021's Lando’s Eleven.

Technically I only dismissed people who burn this comment section to the ground, so put that lighter away and we’re all good.

It’s so fucking good.

recent series high point The Last Jedi.

I heard Yanny the first time and then it turned into Laurel. It was weird.

You know what’s fucking awesome about living out in the “badlands”? You can start watching professional sports at 4 PM! That’s prime happy hour territory! That is the #1 reason why everyone in their right mind wants to live on the west coast.

Graham Norton’s group interviews are consistently the best event on any given celebrity press tour. Thank you, alcohol!

I believe you mean “ “STREET SMARTS!” detective JJ Bittenbinder.”

Sometimes... dead is bettuh.