I don’t usually condone violence, but whenever someone finally says enough is enough and spears Marchand in the nuts I will watch that gif over and over until I die, like The Entertainment in Infinite Jest.

Common was pretty explicitly allowed to live IIRC.

The #1 benefit of having taken about five years of Latin is that I get to do a lot of groaning at pop culture Latin usage. “Parabellum” does not mean “prepare for war.” “Para bellum” could be stretched to mean that (it would more properly mean “plan a war”), but “parabellum” isn’t anything. It’s roughly equivalent to…

YEAH!

Now this is a good band photo

*points flamboyantly* NOOOOOOOOO!

He made his credits the old-fashioned way - he got run over by a ♫ sandspeeeeder! ♫

Damn, those Batman happy meal toys were something I hadn’t thought of in 25 years... For me, it was hockey cards and (briefly) Pogs.

BALROG: “Did you see a sign out front of this mine that says “Dead wizard storage”?”

Interesting people: “What will we do if we have to decide if robots are people?”

I feel like that up at the surface, too.

Sure, Delaware has a population of over a million, but 920,000 of those are just LLCs that actually do business in the other 49 states.

But now even wealthier.

There are so many different kinds of shit-piles though.

“If you don’t like commenting our way it’s because you’re commenting wrong! Multi-layered comment replies are for losers!”

As multiple people in various places have pointed out, what makes this shitty show the perfect Trump-voter show is that it’s about a financially comfortable white-collar worker with a giant house who believes he’s a blue-collar working class guy who’s having a hard time.

That’s what happens when you go to a SECONDARY. LOCATION!

*rolls eyes* Jesus CHRIST *goes over and stands by the laser printers, Blair Witch-style*

*writes “Ted Cruz = fat man?” in notebook*

I don’t know if “tugging on their genitals” is the best way to throw the average pedophile off of his rhythm.