I’ve spent the last few days daydreaming about how much fun we would have had talking about Kid Gorgeous if the Kinjapocalypse hadn’t salted the earth of the AV Club comment section.

Lando has no idea. If he had a black light that ship would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

IMHumbleO probably the absolute worst for this crap is the guys on NESN, who describes the play on the ice like a poorly programmed bot. No-one in the history of hockey has used the phrase “It will go for an icing,” Jack.

If it goes anything like Toys R Us they won’t have to, a thousand media outlets that don’t understand what actually happened will do that for them.

Private equity groups in general aren’t that mysterious. They buy companies that are struggling to make ends meet, providing a cash infusion that makes them newly solvent. This purchase is made on terms that mean most of the company’s profits go to the equity group, especially if it’s a leveraged buyout (see Toys r…

Because private equity groups don’t give a shit about what an asset they own does. What they care about is the opportunity to buy a company that produces revenue quickly and cheaply, because their ownership gives them all of the benefits and few of the risks.

Fingerless gloves: perfect for keeping all of your hand warm except the part that gets the coldest.

The other thing is, usually it’s already been months since they wrapped primary shooting. They’ve done another project or two! They can barely remember what happens in the movie themselves!

WOT RHYMES WITH “DRINK”?

If Clarence Clemons could have a role on The Wire surely there’s a place for Bruce somewhere on HBO.

In that they both stand on stage and tell jokes they’re certainly interchangeable.

I feel like there were definitely a couple of times when I could tell there had been an edit. Gotta save something for the ticket-buyers, I guess.

And then you’re like, wait... was season 2 good? And you really don’t want to go watch it again in case it wasn’t.

The growing realization that he’s going to have the baby snort aspirin is just beautiful.

“If you graduated and you’re still giving money to school, school is a $120,000 hooker that you fell in love with.” I want to tell that to so many people.

Season 4 was so bad and mean that it retroactively made me wonder if I should feel bad about having enjoyed the originals.

“Where’s your data?” is like a top five red flag that the person arguing with you on the internet is a shithead.

“What kind of a coke head relative is my college? I gave you more money than the Civil War cost and you want more?!”

Looks like the other shoe just dropped.

Can you help him out? He’s very gay.