Gabrielle shoots from outside the key and *SWHOOSH* - 3 point shot!
more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?
This is so deliciously good.
Esteemed president Donald J. Trump met for the first time with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Monday. At…
Maybe you’d better sit down for this one. According to a report by Politico, corned-beef dirigible Donald Trump, a…
Let’s say you’re the president of the United States giving a speech about Black History month. You have a piece of…
February is Black History Month. This morning, Donald Trump held a White House event to mark the occasion. Below is…
Us Weekly, a tabloid whose contents are often inaccurate, has reported something that feels really right. According…
He fixed all this with one single tweet, he’s so tremendously efficient !
Paul Ryan is such a spineless weasel. I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.
Every man, other than columnist Jonathan Chait, was welcome at women’s marches across the country today. We talked…
WASHINGTON, DC—For the past several weeks, whenever President Donald Trump’s (haha fuck) transition team would…
I can see you
What can I say? I can’t resist a golden opportunity.
Your headlines are showering us in puns.
Comedian D.L. Hughley is letting President-elect Donald Trump know how he really feels in a Facebook Live video…
You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.
As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.