Um, no. 

Um, no. 

Ailey O’Toole now seems to have completely deleted herself from the internet. I hope she’s okay, despite what she did.

You mean listen to things like facts? But then they would also have to stop believing in their hokey religions, start believing in science, start believing in climate change.....

Palm OS?

Going unhinged?

Yes, thanks! Why the heck did they make this change in the first place? Google always like breaking things. It makes no sense.

One important aspect here, which Americans wouldn’t know, is that driving in Australia is incredibly, mind numbingly boring.

There are speed cameras all over the place, so it’s almost impossible to drive fast without getting a ticket almost immediately. The country is flat, dry, more geographically homogenous than the…

Butters / Robot Friend 2016 - Make America Butters Again

On the bright side, he is quite helpful at retrieving lost Apple Airpods....

Please don’t send this jackass to Australia. We’ve got plenty of arrogant, ignorant, racist, white men running the country into the ground already.

Ha! Really? Thanks for teaching me something today and giving me a chuckle.

Is that why your name is derived from Thomas, which comes from the ancient Aramaic word for “twin”?

Right, because it makes so much more sense to name a daughter something like Lauren...

Wait... that’s the whole article?

Wait... that’s the whole article?

You could also fill it with cool music and cool people, and maybe the cool people would feel like dancing, and then you’d have cool people dancing. :)

Doom is Kanye?

Um.... Australians elected this guy:

Correction - “There ARE Imperial Star Destroyers All Over Craigslist Now”