I can see you

What can I say? I can’t resist a golden opportunity.

Your headlines are showering us in puns.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

Dear Berniebros*:

He is stupid. Literally he is very very stupid. That is why.

The fact that The Donald has a mistress isn’t exactly a secret.

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

Especially with Trump having repeatedly slept with other women while being married.

Fuck off with this shit, please.

Do you think Susan Sarandon will ever get to a point when she’ll think: “Oh yeah. I fucked that up.” Because I’m betting on NAH.

How did those selfish idiots (including those in non-swing states) not see that even if Clinton was far from their perfect candidate, Trump and the rest of the climate-change denying GOP will stifle the environmental sciences, destroy our public lands and parks, and intentionally drive us straight into environmental…

I was told the only way to save the environment was to protest monsanto and eliminate vaccines. Stein 2020!

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

Perhaps when we humans kill ourselves off, a better species will take over. My money is on penguins

I know right, he has records of his cons and it was told to them, it’s like they didn’t even fucking listen.