So Google Assistant is available to download for iOS on the iTunes store but not for Android on the Google Play store?

It would be nice governments would stop ruling through tyranny and dictatorship.

You mean listen to things like facts? But then they would also have to stop believing in their hokey religions, start believing in science, start believing in climate change.....

Come on Cheryl, don’t dump nasty shit on us like this.

Um, maybe it has to do with Suicide Squad being a terrible film?

Hopefully Lando’s.

How about Sheev Palpatine?

Sorry. You’re right. I didn’t take the time to read and understand what you were saying properly and I responded in haste, making unfair assumptions. My apologies.

Good on you.

Yeah. We’ve already made a mess of things so please just let us make an even worse mess of things. Sound logic!

Are you volunteering?

Yup, good plan... instead of stopping further pollution let’s put all our hope in advanced technologies that may be feasible in the distant future.

This was actually a comment by Trump. It’s a widely know fact that he’s a frequent Kinja commentator.

Palm OS?

Going unhinged?

Yes, thanks! Why the heck did they make this change in the first place? Google always like breaking things. It makes no sense.

Try not being an asshole.