One important aspect here, which Americans wouldn’t know, is that driving in Australia is incredibly, mind numbingly boring.

There are speed cameras all over the place, so it’s almost impossible to drive fast without getting a ticket almost immediately. The country is flat, dry, more geographically homogenous than the…

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On the bright side, he is quite helpful at retrieving lost Apple Airpods....

Please don’t send this jackass to Australia. We’ve got plenty of arrogant, ignorant, racist, white men running the country into the ground already.

Ha! Really? Thanks for teaching me something today and giving me a chuckle.

Is that why your name is derived from Thomas, which comes from the ancient Aramaic word for “twin”?

Right, because it makes so much more sense to name a daughter something like Lauren...

Pushing us forward.... towards using the proprietary lighting connector?

Australia is actually one of the most regulated countries I’ve been to. There are super-strict safety laws about almost everything, strict fines, and the insurance industry makes a killing.

Have you been to Australia? It’s dry and flat, with very few fast moving water source except for the rip-tides in the ocean. People imagine that Australia is super fun, exciting, and the home of adventure. They’re mistaken. Try New Zealand instead.

Fact - this was built on the tallest hill in Australia and runs into the largest lake. Australia is both incredibly flat and incredibly dry. I live there and consider it quite probably the most boring country in the world.

Wait... that’s the whole article?

Wait... that’s the whole article?

Good luck finding these when they fall out of your ears and into a sewer grate...

I can also confirm this. I live in Myanmar (on the Telenor network) and the update was waiting for me on my Nexus 6P when I woke up this morning.

Did you ask this question because you’re a total ass, or just an ass?

Agreed. This trailer pisses me off. It basically gives away the whole story.

So the trailer basically gives away the entire story? FFS, seriously folks?!?! I read the book and loved it, the film looks great, but this trailer seriously spoils basically the entire thing.

Yup. I loved Wool, and was excited about the Silo series, so I quickly bought First Shift and read it. It was so incredibly bad, and destroyed so much of the magic of the original series, that I threw it away in disgust and tell others not to read it because it will spoil the whole series for them.

Trump doesn’t even need a mask.