I don’t think Master Chief was playable or even present in ODST.

Dear Quake,

Hi Tom,

I am somehow reminded of The Unfinished Swan.

Praise the ALMIGHTY INDIFFERENT THUMB!

What about Half-Minute Hero?

Every time I see Red Mage, my first thought goes back to 8-Bit Theater:

I see D.Va’s bunny icon and the first thing I think about is this music video:

Seems to be a tradition dating back to a USMC unit in the Korean War called “The Playboys.” At least according to this:

Has Nintendo mentioned anything about being able to even transfer games from the Wii U to the Switch?

Sure, but Nintendo has the COURAGE to charge for a shittier product

Except that the way Apple presented the removal of the headphone jack was extremely condescending by calling it COURAGE.

I kind of thought that it was more like Apple describing the removal of the earphone jack as COURAGE.

COURAGE!

I thought Jim Sterling was kidding when he said that Switch games were only free for a month before your access to the game is revoked:

Regarding Warhammer 40K Space Marine, if you have a laptop that uses an ATI Radeon Mobility card, it will kernel panic the moment you fire a bullet in the opening. There is a similar kernel panic problem with Bastion where you cannot pick up the first fucking sword in the opening.

My dad still plays Civilization 2 and Alpha Centauri. He was pretty bummed that he lost his Alpha Centauri disc so when he dropped by a few months ago, I gave him a copy of my GOG Alpha Centauri.

There was only one haystack and a random Templar ended up using it. It just feels wrong, man.

My gripe with the Assassin’s Creed movie was its distinct shortage of haystacks.

The fact that Nintendo region-locked the DSi and 3DS was a pretty evil move. Up until then, every Gameboy up to and including the DS Lite were region-free and were all the better for it.