Not often I find a beer I won't drink, but when I do I'll use the rest of them to boil brats in or some other recipe. That way I keep from dumping it down the drain and cooking usually pulls out enough of whatever flavor I didn't like about it.

I probably cross the line of beer enthusiast/asshole from time to time. Often when I get to a new pub I haven't been to and have no idea what's on tap and the waitress arrives very quickly, I'll generally just ask if there's any beer on special, which more often than not goes like this:

Seriously. They're literally outlawing happiness.

At first I was thinking egglplant was a reference to extremely muscular lower abdominal muscles and was like "That doesn't make any sense, what shit for brains millennial coined that one"

Uh, great username, BTW.

It makes me irrationally angry.

Apples are generally great, except for Red Delicious apples which are mealy, soft, disgusting garbage.

Alton Brown taught me how to make clafoutis. Did YOU teach me how to do that? I didn't think so. He's good people, so you need to check your food-nerd references.

Nigel: There are two superchargers. Look, right under the hood, two.

I just took a $400 Taurus as a trade-in with that steering wheel. Nice.

I think the most amazing thing is that it was designed in 1967. It looks almost ten years too early.

Meh. One of the ugliest Ferraris, IMO... Never liked the Testarossa. Great job on the vid, though.

Evading a Mustang II?! What a machine!

I thin I'm just going to pick up amenu from a local restaurant and make beers bad in that. French Onion Soup IPA, Lasagna Rye, Clams Casino Saison, Western Bacon Cheeseburger Porter. I mean they will all be awful, but I'll put them in 22 oz. Bottles and write some story on the back of the bottle with some wax around…

I feel like I must have subconsciously known those assholes came out with a terrible list (ON MY BIRTHDAY), because I was way too on-point with the apple and kiwi disrespect. I refused to look it up because I didn't want to be angry, but now I'm angry. Thanks, Harvilla.

or "gamer" is used to indicate virginity and loneliness.

Wow. I never knew that Puff Daddy still lived at home for that long.

Clearly, you should not be giving ideas like this away for free.

I've heard the Testarossa called lots of things. Elegant ain't one of them. Iconic, aggressive, outlandish, but not elegant.