I thought it was an OK suit!

He is likely to sign somewhere by the end of the week, according to the source, probably as soon as his agent stops hitting himself.

Proper rankings:

Listen, you assholes. Vanilla ice cream, from a tub of vanilla ice cream, is good. In a tub of Neapolitan ice cream, however, nobody but psychotics and Nazis goes for the vanilla first.

Snoop Dogg on:

Nope. Sorry, but nope.

What kind of lunatic swaps a V8 into a Miata and mates it to an AUTOMATIC?!

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

Crack Pipe <<=====M=====>> Nice Price

If I may suggest a soundtrack for this article, I profer:

Wrong hand drive, gutless, and have to order parts from Japan? NP

"The best fruit is the burpee."

well, if I'd received that one as a young teen I probably wouldn't have gone out in public for a while afterwards..

God, if your child can't handle seeing the cover of GQ, you probably can't even let them watch TV. Or use the internet. Or give them a cell phone. Or let them have friends. Or go out in public at all.

ugh i am so hungry i want a hotdog

Durian = garlic + peach + farts + lemon custard + hedgehog

Well, yeah. That was the joke.

My 90 ( built April 89 ) turned 25. Here's to another 25 years!