One would hope that anyone so closely associated with Joe Paterno, who rather than face the enormity of his crimes took the cheap and easy way out—death, and who aided and abetted and protected a vile child rapist for the sake of an oddly shaped inflated ball would have the humility and compassion to stay as far away…

Does anyone else irrationally hate the word “hubby” to a disconcerting degree?

I feel like all these started with the same conversation:

I have come to accept my truly astounding lack of understanding and skill with anything involving physics or mechanics.

British wrenching would be “spannering?”

Steering wheel if you ask my brother-in-law’s stepson. There was a nice bite out of their late 90's cavalier wheel.

Superman has always been against racism of any kind.

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

My sister and I shared an ‘87 Celica GTS when we were in high school and college.

Someone’s gonna say it, so here goes:

You know what?

It’s called being pro-life, apparently...

It is possible that this car is not a Mustang at all. Notice that there are no pedestrians anywhere near the point of impact.

Hollywood

Single: Zaporozhets.

It’s more like “Zaporozhetsi”

Source: I’m a Russian whose family owns a запорожец

I believe that the plural of “Zaporozets” is “Zaporozets with a parts car”.

My family’s ZAZ 966 sitting in a garage co-op in Siberia:

Honestly, does anyone (aside from lawyers in the various lawsuits) give a fuck about Art Briles’ self-assessment of his culpability in the Baylor shitshow? Why are you writing this kind of bullshit, Art? You’re making it very easy for people to be constantly reminded of what a self-righteous, unrepentant prick you…

Briles is unemployed, but “From the Free Computers at the Public Library” doesn’t convey the same gravitas.