They are literal flying shitbags.  I wonder if they are like seagulls in the way that they eat everything.  

As Spider-Ham?  Yes!  So far, I can’t wait!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U

I say this as someone with experience working in the Senate: odds are, she won’t be allowed back into the hearing, but she’ll be given a desk ticket from Capitol Police and released on the same day.  

As a 4 year old, I tried to hug my mom while she was trying to move a pot a boiling water over and drain pasta. The 3rd-degree burns reminded me to not do that again.

I kind of like them like that.  I hate overcooked eggs, so eggs flowing like that taste better to me.

You cook the scrambled eggs like Gordon Ramsay to make the curds smaller.  It’s fully cooked, but the eggs flow more like a custard than standard eggs, which have larger curds.  

So Drumpf wanted her to marry a fancy dog?

+1 Marginal TV Series and mostly good Guy Ritchie film.

He had a 90 mph fastball and a passable curve. Maybe that’s what we do with Davis since he can’t hit jack.

The weird part was that Davis, who had a platinum sombrero that day, wasn’t half-bad as a pitcher. IIRC, he got at least one strikeout.

I have one of these! They are crap, but it’s awesome when your team wins it and you don’t get the opportunity to sip from the big one it comes in handy.

IIRC, the overwhelming consensus seemed to be that Spoelstra was a glorified video coach who was going to be Pat Reilly’s puppet. I think that has changed dramatically.

Remember how Spoelstra was universally trashed as a crap coach because people thought he was riding on the Big Three’s coattails? My, how times have changed.

Someone check on Burneko. He may spontaneously combust with the Wizards wasting John Wall’s and Bradley Beal’s talents with this schmuck.

NBA Live 2009 looks like Dirk is wearing Alex Ovechkin’s face as an ill-fitting mask.

Nah, don’t fuck Zack Hample.  Let him die alone.

Hangover lineup?  Of course, that implies some sort of celebration to start with...

Just keep Jeffery Loria out of the ownership conversation, and these might just survive.

Until they die of dysentery.