Same with Canada geese, but geese have worse tempers.

That... sounds like a deliciously dangerous opportunity.

ONLY seven? How shameful! \sarcasm

Even funnier still, this isn’t even North Korea’s best sport. They actually are better at soccer (even getting to the elimination rounds in 1966, beating Italy in the process).

Sports diplomacy is nothing new, though I’m kind of surprised FIFA isn’t trying to crack down as hard as they did with Nigeria. The USSR and many Eastern Bloc teams used ice hockey as their propaganda machines, while China has recently used basketball, and Latin American dictatorships diverted people’s attention to…

I’ll say it: it’s bad. Fried fish is good; this definitely isn’t.

The regimen does allow one “cheat day” per week, which he spends inhaling bacon and drinking the blood of DACA recipients.

Homemade chicken soup with gnocchetti, if I feel up to it, is a superb comfort food. If not, I order madzo ball soup.

An Idaho Milk truck overturned in Bridgeville, California, and remained there for 18 hours before a tow truck cleared it away.

And the guy who cowered before a bald eagle:

I might be an idiot, but am I misreading this?

Don’t even get her started on mushrooms- the very phallic topping itself.

So THAT’s why they were kneeling! And here I thought the players were conserving their energy for the game. /s

C’est ne pas doping?

Are we not including this in the count? I know no fans were allowed to attend, but still.

People talk about how racist American sports fans can be, and they’re pretty bad. With that said, European soccer fans will do stuff straight out of the 1950's, including throwing bananas at black players. It’s insane.

1) I look at Wikipedia to find out what is done best at the cities I go to. If they don’t have one, I google the city and find what locals are saying.

For the cheesesteak- Yes. It’s the unholy grail, but it really is so, so good.

I love dogs! But if you allow dogs in a place where people with allergies are going to get sick, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Wait. How the HELL does a first world country not have an age of consent?